Ok, maybe my whole body doesn't really hurt but my freaking calves are in so much pain… like the kind of pain when my little 4 year old Gooser will stand behind you while you are washing dishes and you have all your weight on one leg and he kicks that one and you tumble to the fucking ground.
So my day started off…
WAIT I’m going to confess first I did nothing yesterday like not even the 15 fit test…I felt like crap but I did get to Wal-Mart to pick up some nice way too girly rain boots (yah the kind with fucking pink and purple heart…puke!) and I figured might as well pick up shirt to match then I was like ummm better get a tank top to match the other colors in the boots and you know me one shirt is just never enough.
Okay back to today…we went to claws and paws. It rained like crazy the last two days I really am surprised there were actually animals there and Noah did not take them for the ark…good for him though leaving the sad, stinky and shedding like crazy animals behind so that children from across the county can tap on the glass of the cages and taunt them.
It was fun we saw all kinds of animals and one child in the class probably knows more than the actual zookeepers themselves reciting off populations statistics or each animal and well basically it was like he was actually reading from an animal fact book. He was a perfect tour guide. The little angelic angel I was in charge of ran away MANY MANY times…I guess I should thank her I am sure she was only trying to get me back in shape since I had to take a month long hiatus.
We feed the bird…which was the coolest freaking part in the zoo and if I could I would go every day at 1pm to do it. Next time of course I won’t wear pink nail polish as those birds pecked off most of my paint job which was pretty impressive by the way…haha! Who am I kidding I have had the same nail polish on since the beginning of April…I’m too lazy to take it off so it probably has about 400 layers I am the kind of person who just paints and paints and paints when they look shitty. Another thing I enjoyed was taunting the some snake…he did however scare the shit out of me and yes I actually screamed the first time he lunged at me but then I figured they must put bullet proof glass up right so I was save and stuck my face right up to the glass. He was PISSED!
Alright I guess I will move on to the part that you’re waiting for INSANITY DAY TWO! What the fuck is wrong with Shaun-T? I thought he was a crazy mother before but oh my gosh he is the devil. Squat jumps to pushups are you fucking kidding me? Now my legs were in so much pain walking down the stairs to start working out was soooo painful in itself. I had to modify almost EVERY thing. Of course my boobs are still a problem but I did finish it and I was sweating like a pig and looking like hell. I guess you get what you work for but man o man he is a horrible horrible man! Not all of it was bad…maybe 99% of it…I am kidding maybe 25% of it. I just had to modify a lot but I am certain that keeping up with it I will be able to put fewer modifications into the routine. Yes my heart did feel like it was going to rip out of my chest but I keep going just a little slower. I WILL GET THERE!
INSANITY DAY TWO
Now I have to get ready for my new love Mike Trout…isn’t he just spectacular?
One good thing about like the Angels other than Albert P. is that they are going to be playing in Baltimore in August and as a new goal if I stick it out with INSANITY for the duration…I am going to treat myself to a game!***Five more days till Philly and I start spin in the mornings...and I am so proud of her for eating all the right stuff today and turning down my treats two times in a row...EXCELLENT JOB!
Until next time,